Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Swoops' International Fame Draws Lunchtime Mob

Almost 100 people stood on the corner of Front Street and California at their lunch hour today staring at Citi National Bank. All were waiting for Swoops to attack some innocent passerby. Talk about pressure for the small guy. There were two or three attacks. Not the usual amount. The crowd roared and clapped. Some even did "concert" style whistles. Swoops did not seem himself today.

1 comment:

  1. "The crowd roared and clapped." Yeah, they did that at the Roman Colliseum when people were being torn apart, too. Looks like humanity hasn't progressed one jot. Still getting entertainment value over the misfortune of others. You should all be proud.