The official Swoops' Viewing Area was abuzz with Swoops Motivational Theory today. Here is a synopsys of what Attack Bird Chronicles Staff could glean from the masses
1. There is obviously a nest in one of those trees. This is Swoops Ground Zero. Do not enter SGZ.
1(a). Do not let anybody mess with the tree!
2. Bald men garner more attention from Swoops than most.
3. Walking between any of the trees is a recipe for disaster - you will get hit (possibly multiple times) until you get all the way across the street.
4. Using a cell phone in the vicinity of SGZ increases your chances of being hit.
5. Knowing that you might get hit definitely increases your chances of said hit. Swoops is watching, and he can smell your fear.