Monday, June 8, 2009

Bald Men Hit Ten Times More Than Persons With Hair

It has been confirmed. Swoops prefers to make attacks on bald men than persons with hair. Bald men are advised to wear a hat or other head covering when entering SGZ. We recommend against DPT standard issue headwear (see below).


  1. My friend said that birds pick up on ultraviolet rays and that skin and fingernails "glow" to them... perhaps that's the attraction to baldies.....

  2. From my office at One Maritime, I have a view straight down Front Street. I saw him hit a Bald Man today 7 times!