I'm amazed people are still walking along that section of sidewalk, but that lady has definitely maximized her chances of making it safely. Using the wig to cover her bald head was genius.
that is definitely what i do. it also helps, i think, to be short.
"I'm amazed people are still walking along that section of sidewalk." Why? Isn't that what you all want? You're OBVIOUSLY not interested in the bird's safety, or the sidewalk would be barricaded off. Warning signs would be posted. BUT THEY'RE NOT - because it's all just a lark to you. You find pleasure in the misfortune of others. My, what FINE examples of humans you all are.