A startling reduction of in employee productivity in Swoops-adjacent buildings has come to the attention of AB Chronicle staff."It's lunchtime" was the mantra of the crowds, but staff reporter HeavyC has routinely noted crowds gather as early as 10:30 AM in the Swoops Grandstands. Lunch cannot explain everything.
Swoops was not available for comment.
As one of the people pointed to by the arrows, I must admit I was overtime on my 30 minute alloted lunch break.
ReplyDeleteNew Sighting of SwoopsII: Safeway on Church/Market, has been attacking for two months now!
ReplyDeleteI love this blog. Is the picture of the bird at the top right of the blog the -actual- Swoops, because it's had me laughing like crazy since this morning.... it truly looks mad.
ReplyDeleteGo to the Fifth Floor of 200 Cal and you'll see a line up at the windows too...
ReplyDeleteomg that was so funny! thanks for the giggles on a boring saturday night. I think I am in that picture too :-0
ReplyDeletePoor bird. He must be quite frantic and tired with all this protecting he is doing.
ReplyDeleteSwoops 2, The Man 0. Attacks =1; Extended lunchtimes while corrupting corporate American =1. I like Swoops more and more.
ReplyDeleteI think Swoops is actually inspirational and has saved my job, when I want to hit people in the head that I work with, I just go watch Swoops do it instead and then feel better and can go back to work.
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