A man eating a bag of potato chips stood staring at Swoops' nesting tree during today's lunch hour. The crowd across the street waited in anticipation. Swoops hit the man and then immediately hit him again. The crowd errupted. The man appeared confused. He ate another potato chip and moved on. Swoops retreated to his ledge.
Eating chips while walking by Swoops is trouble waiting to happen...the man got what he asked for. I remain obsessed!
ReplyDeleteHas anyone tried walking by with bread chunks on their head?
ReplyDeleteor birdseed.
ReplyDeleteI WILL SERIOUSLY CALL ANIMAL CONTROL ON THIS GODFORSAKEN BIRD!
ReplyDeleteDon't you love when the killjoy rears it's ugly head at a party?
ReplyDeleteColette stfu.
ReplyDeleteIf you do anything to ruin this animals home, there will be a mob attacking you.
I personally will fly from Canada to join the mob.
I saw a man almost get hit by a car running across the street because Swoops was attacking him yesterday.
ReplyDeleteIt was pretty funny, but Swoops is way out of control now. I won't be surprised if somebody gets hurt before this is all over.
If someone ran into the street from Swoops...well... I think they call that 'natural selection'. Swoops is Federally protected so aside from the mob of fanatics that would descend on anyone who effed with Swoops, they would also have to contend with the Feds.
ReplyDeletejust saw the CNN story on Swoops! With all the horrible things happening in the world...this story made me smile! Swoops is awesome!!!
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