Pigeons Protest Lack of Exposure

Pigeons gathered Friday afternoon to protest what they claim is biased reporting in favor of Swoops at their expense.

"We're birds and have nests too, you know. But no blogs, no interviews, no video shoots for CNN. I mean, the media is treating us like scavengers", said one protester.

Said another: "the bright lights cast on Swoops have not trickled down to us. Not one single bit."

The neglected ones