Before And After, Part 2

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Follow Swoops, Attack Bird Chronicle staff reports and use the following twitter account to report on real time bird attacks from around the globe (pigeons in Paris, swans in Connecticut, magpies in Australia ...). AB Chronicle staff has been receiving and learning of many fantastical bird stories from around the world. This is just too good for not all to share ... tweet ... tweet ... tweet ...
http://twitter.com/AttackBirdChron
or you can email us your stories, comments, photos at frontstreetattackbird@gmail.com

Swipes Is Very Comfortable In The Spotlight!

Swoops newest companion, Swipes, seems very comfortable in the spotlight. It has been reported that Swipes has been attacking bystanders all morning. It is unclear if Swoops signaled for Swipes to come to his ledge to help manage the overwhelming media attention or if Swipes came of her own volition. Nonetheless, Swipes' attack numbers are strong. AB Chronicle staff is yet to determine if Swoops is indicating to Swipes which bystanders to hit or if Swipes is selecting targets on her own.

Swoops Avoidance Technique

The pictured woman is displaying near flawless Swoops Avoidance Technique to the consternation of the Swooperatzi in the background:

1. Hug the wall.
2. Keep your head down.
3. Move along.

Follow the rules and nobody gets hit.

Attak Bukik Terrorizalja San Franciscot

Swoops is very popular in the Hungarian news. AB Chronicle staff toasted with Unicum.

http://bulvar.ma.hu/tart/cikk/d/0/47689/1/bulvar/Videoval__Kopasz_pasikra_bukik_madar_terrorizalja_San_Franciscot
http://www.betegszoba.hu/utility.php?utility=print&r=1:3748&p=
http://www.rexinfo.hu/main/news_40277.html
http://www.betegszoba.hu/?r=3748
http://www.168ora.hu/punch/hitchcock-is-megirigyelne-madarterror-san-franciscoban-38033.html
http://www.hirsarok.hu/node/27856

The Happy Couple

Double Trouble on Front Street today

Rio De Janiero: Os Ataques De Swoops Já Duram Semanas

http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/Mundo/0,,MUL1195364-5602,00-PASSARO+ATACA+PEDESTRES+NA+CALIFORNIA.html

Attacks Continue At Church And Market Street

Attacks continue to be reported at the Safeway grocery store at Church and Market Street in San Francisco.

Attacks have also been confirmed at Genetech's campus in South San Francisco. One employee reports "I have been hit six times." Might be time to cross to the other side of the street.

Swoops Helps Bystander Keep His Job

A bystander reported that Swoops actually helped save his job. He explained that a few days ago he wanted "to hit his co-worker in the head." He refrained. During the lunch break the bystander walked his co-worker past SGZ. Swoops made a "direct hit" on the co-worker. The co-worker was stunned. The bystander was pleased. Swoops for hire?

Double Team!

Reports have been flooding in that Mrs. Swoops has joined the Hit Parade on Front Street. This was confirmed today by AB Chronicle staff who witnessed several Husband/Wife dual hits.

The family that swoops together, stays together.